Have you ever wanted to tell someone to go f**k themselves in the sweetest and nicest way possible? Sarah Brockett might be able to help you out with her amazing cookies, muffins and cakes, which label sweet and tasty treats with obscene messages and toilet humor. Though it’s a branding concept, Brockett has everything figured out – she says the bakery is “the perfect place to have a pie created for your cheating husband, or your bratty pre-teen daughter.” If you don’t have a special person in your life who you hate with all your heart, that’s ok: “Plenty of our customers partake in ‘cake wars’, where they gift their friends with raunchy baked goods for no reason at all. Sometimes a little crude humor and chocolate cake is all you need to get by in life.”